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PhilX2
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Post subject: StUpIdeSt ThInGs YoUvE EvEr DonE! Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2004 2:05 am |
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Joined: Wed Dec 24, 2003 2:39 pm Posts: 240 Location: Liverpool
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:lol: I fell in my uncles pond face first :lol:
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[fP]Po!son
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2004 2:05 pm |
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Joined: Sun Apr 11, 2004 12:34 am Posts: 12 Location: England , Hertfordshire
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Lol i was on holiday with my cousins and we were swimming in the sea and i felt aww man i really need a dump! and i cudnt b bothered to get dry get changed and goto a public toilet.
So guess what!
I took a dump in the sea! LOL it fell to the bottom of the sea and lay in its mystic reeves.
Lol i couldnt belive i had jsut done it but well , hope no-one caught some disease!
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[fP]Kevichella
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2004 2:52 pm |
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Joined: Sat Nov 01, 2003 12:52 am Posts: 730 Location: Brighton, England
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WHAT THE HELL!!!!
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2004 3:13 pm |
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Joined: Fri Oct 31, 2003 10:10 pm Posts: 1228 Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
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topic name is the stupidest thing uve done.. not the sickest
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Smudge
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2004 3:28 pm |
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Joined: Sat Apr 03, 2004 11:26 am Posts: 1657 Location: Behind yooooo.........BOO !!!
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That is so unbelievably gross........words fail me
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tessy
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2004 4:13 pm |
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Joined: Sat Nov 01, 2003 12:57 pm Posts: 48 Location: england
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eurgh typical male what more can u say.
what sea exactly was that, just so i can make sure i dont go there or anywhere near it.
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[eX] SjF
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2004 4:50 pm |
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Joined: Tue Dec 23, 2003 1:10 am Posts: 33
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well the other day i put 50 pound into my cash box, then i went to get it today, and it was gone, then i started blaming that there was a theif in my house, and everyone was all looking suspicious, then my mum said check my back pocket, and it was there. it was very embarrasing
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Smudge
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2004 5:08 pm |
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Joined: Sat Apr 03, 2004 11:26 am Posts: 1657 Location: Behind yooooo.........BOO !!!
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OK to get this topic back to something (just about) more tasteful. Not so much the stupidest thing I’ve done, but certainly the most embarrassing !!
A couple of years ago hubby and I went to visit some friends of ours. She was my friend from school and Jim was her hubby, and the three of us had known each other since we were kids. So we were very good friends (which is just as well !!)
We arrived late in the afternoon and my friend, who is a nurse, was working nightshift that night, so me and my hubby were to sleep in their bed and her hubby on the sofa bed downstairs.
I went out in the evening to see my mum, leaving the two men with plenty of drink and said not to wait up for me.
I arrived back quite late to a house in darkness. In order not to wake anyone, I crept upstairs quietly, brushed me teeth, went into the bedroom, got me kit off and snuggled up to the nice warm back I found when I got under the covers.
I wasn’t very sleepy and feeling a bit frisky (as you do ) so tried to wake hubby up (they’d had quite a bit to drink so it took a while) and eventually got a response……hubby turned round, put his arms around me and kissed me…………………..and the horrifying thought which immediately zinged thru my brain was……..........................................................
...........OMG !!!!!!!!! he can’t have grown a beard in the last 4 hours !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He hadn’t of course. The pair of them had so much to drink they’d forgotton who was sleeping where. My hubby was tucked up on the sofa bed downstairs – and I’d got into bed with my best friends fella. I was out of there like lightning, mortified as to what he would think of me creeping into bed with him in the middle of the night.
Not to mention what my other half was going to say. I needn’t have worried tho’, he was so pi**ed he didn’t even remember and we all had a good laugh about it (still do).
The moral of the story is……….never trust 2 drunk men to keep any kind of arrangements in their fuzzy heads !!
_________________ TEENAGERS !!! Tired of being harrassed by your stupid parents?? ACT NOW !!! Move out, get a job and pay your own bills-while you still know everything.
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PhilX2
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Post subject: LOL Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2004 5:59 pm |
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Joined: Wed Dec 24, 2003 2:39 pm Posts: 240 Location: Liverpool
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Taking a terd in the middle of the sea lmfao lmfao.
That must of been a nice experience smudge lol does your husband no!
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[eX] SjF
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2004 12:15 am |
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Joined: Tue Dec 23, 2003 1:10 am Posts: 33
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[fP]Nemo
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2004 2:42 pm |
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Joined: Wed Mar 17, 2004 7:34 am Posts: 84 Location: Finland, Helsinki
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thats just SICK poison!
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PhilX2
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Post subject: :) Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2004 10:34 pm |
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Joined: Wed Dec 24, 2003 2:39 pm Posts: 240 Location: Liverpool
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Let me ask poison r u sane?
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[fP]Bunny
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 9:50 am |
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Joined: Wed Nov 05, 2003 2:04 pm Posts: 344 Location: South London
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lmao poison, and smudge thats pretty bad, lol, i would be well worried to leave them 2 togeather again. hehe :p
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Smudge
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 5:08 pm |
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Joined: Sat Apr 03, 2004 11:26 am Posts: 1657 Location: Behind yooooo.........BOO !!!
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_________________ TEENAGERS !!! Tired of being harrassed by your stupid parents?? ACT NOW !!! Move out, get a job and pay your own bills-while you still know everything.
Better to remain quiet and be thought ignorant than to open your mouth and remove all doubt
I don't suffer from stress - I'm a carrier
The best things in life aren't things
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{Mt}KezZzs
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 8:16 pm |
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Joined: Sun Nov 02, 2003 4:17 pm Posts: 123
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Smudge
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2004 12:59 am |
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Joined: Sat Apr 03, 2004 11:26 am Posts: 1657 Location: Behind yooooo.........BOO !!!
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_________________ TEENAGERS !!! Tired of being harrassed by your stupid parents?? ACT NOW !!! Move out, get a job and pay your own bills-while you still know everything.
Better to remain quiet and be thought ignorant than to open your mouth and remove all doubt
I don't suffer from stress - I'm a carrier
The best things in life aren't things
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Pants
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2004 1:14 am |
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Reigning Live! Golf Champion & Par 3 Champ |
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Joined: Wed Dec 10, 2003 3:02 pm Posts: 5315 Location: you're amazing
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I agree Kezzz needs a slap from our wrinkly hands
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{Mt}KezZzs
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2004 1:47 am |
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Joined: Sun Nov 02, 2003 4:17 pm Posts: 123
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"...never did me any harm *CRACK* oooohhh"
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Smudge
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2004 11:43 am |
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Joined: Sat Apr 03, 2004 11:26 am Posts: 1657 Location: Behind yooooo.........BOO !!!
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_________________ TEENAGERS !!! Tired of being harrassed by your stupid parents?? ACT NOW !!! Move out, get a job and pay your own bills-while you still know everything.
Better to remain quiet and be thought ignorant than to open your mouth and remove all doubt
I don't suffer from stress - I'm a carrier
The best things in life aren't things
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Mikeangelo
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Post subject: I pulled a Sonny Bono! Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2004 3:11 am |
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Joined: Fri Apr 16, 2004 5:23 am Posts: 63 Location: A-Town, North Carolina
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The ski slopes in NC are kind of crappy. At one particular slope the have condos 'conviently' placed along side the main slope. I was coming down the circuit slope when some old buzzard coming down the bunny slope cut me off. CRASH! I found the front poarch of one of the condos. When my skis hit the edge, they locked so i went face first into there little rubbermaid table, breaking all of its legs off. Luckily no one was home to witness my condo cannonball & because of all the clothes i was wearing i was padded and sustained very minor injuries. The moral of this story is "Don't buy seafood off a truck with an Iowa license plate"
Oh and Kezzz, word from the wise Never ever dis a woman on her age. Because you never know who your future mother in law will be.
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