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Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are travelling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the bonnet of the car and hisses through the windshield.

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Marilyn. "What shall we do?"

"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen.

Sister Marilyn switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"What shall I do now?" she shouts.

"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water from the Vatican.
Sister Marilyn turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"Now what?" shouts Sister Marilyn?

"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.

"Now you're talking," says Sister Marilyn.

She opens the window and shouts, "Get the f*ck off the car "

lmao

lmfao nice one smudgey :lol:

lmmfao smudge, i like it :p

Whaouuuuu

First english joke I understand !! Whaouuuuuu

It takes me 10 minutes to understand but i understand!!

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Thank you Smudgeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :lol:

WOW That is one hell of a story there smudge! Wher the hell u came up with that? Anyway it was nice. If u got anymore post some more its nice reading little funny storeis like this :wink:

LMAO! SMUDGY! lol

LOL, nice one smudgy hehe

LOL - glad you liked it. Got it sent to me on e-mail yesterday and it really did make me laugh out loud.......as did this one

In reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped into the seat next to him. The man asks the stewardess for a cup of coffee and the parrot squawks,"And why don't you get me a whisky you b***h."


The stewardess, flustered by the parrot's outburst, brings back a whisky for the parrot but inadvertently forgets the man's cup of coffee. As the man nicely points out the omission of his coffee to the stewardess, the parrot downs his drink and shouts, "And get me another whisky you slut."


Visibly shaken, the stewardess comes back with the parrot's whisky but still no coffee for the man. Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man decides that he is going to try the parrots approach, "I've asked you twice for a cup of coffee wench, I expect you to get it for me right now or I'm going to slap that disgustingly ugly face of yours!"

Next thing they know, both the man and the parrot are wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by 2 burly stewards.


Plunging downwards to the ground the parrot turns to the man and says, "For someone who can't fly, you sure are a lippy bastard... "

LOL again hehe

roflmao

I Got A Cheesy One

A Feller Walks Into A Bar You. Think He Would Of Seen It.