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 Post subject: Another one for the golfers :-)
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:54 pm 
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On the way to meet his regular foursome, Joe gets delayed in heavy traffic. When he finally gets to the club the starter tells him that he had no choice but to send off his three buddies. "But", the starter says, "there's a really nice lady who's ready to go."

Joes protests but the starter says that she's very nice and a decent player. Joe finally decides to play with her. During their round, Joe realizes that he's having a great time with her. They laugh, talk the whole time and, as the starter said, she's a terrific player. Joe invites her into the clubhouse for a drink after the round and it becomes 3 or 4 drinks in two hours time. He then asks her to go out for dinner, and she accepts his offer.

After a great dinner, wine and dancing she invites Joe to her home for a little coffee. Well, coffee turns to kissing and fooling around, then great sex. Joe looks at his watch and sees it's 11:00 PM and says, "Oh my god, I can't believe the time. I've got to get home to my wife" and he bolts out the door.

When he gets home his wife asks him where he was. He then tells her, "Honey I can't believe what I've done. I strayed. I was on my way to playing with the guys early this morning and I got caught in traffic. When I got there, they had been sent out and the starter sent me out with this woman. We were playing and having a really nice time. We had drinks, then we went out for dinner, then she invited me back to her place, we had coffee and before I knew it we were in her bed. Bing-a-bang, bat-a-boom, clothes were flying, we were having sex. Then I noticed the time and said that I had to run home to you, and here I am".

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"You played 36 holes didn't you?"
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 Post subject: Re: Another one for the golfers :-)
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:51 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Another one for the golfers :-)
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:22 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Another one for the golfers :-)
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 Post subject: Re: Another one for the golfers :-)
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:16 pm 
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hahahahah Good one Smudger

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