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Author:  [fP]bigfoot [ Wed Sep 01, 2004 11:42 pm ]
Post subject:  marriage

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.


When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.


Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.


In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.


Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.


I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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