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[fP]Cl!t lies on the floor, blood gushing from the gaping wound on his forehead.......... [FuN]Stomith towers over him, knife raised above his head, with a gleeful smile on his face.
In a gruff voice he shouts 'THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!' and the knife begins its speeding descent towards the fallen [fP] Leader............




CHAPTER 1

1 day earlier.........

The team of five looked nervous as they waited inside the armoured helicopter for it to reach the target.
Over the mountain tops they flew and as the mist cleared, they could see the complex down below.

Codename: ICE, the complex was a major factor in the outcome of the war.
With its tall walls and tight tunnels, it wasn’t going to be an easy nut to crack.

Codename: [fP], the team was ready for the task, chosen from many other [fP]s for the job at hand.
Clit was the leader. A Clit Rugby type, he was strong and could handle a Mauser like no other.
Tessy was his right hand woman and was the calming influence of the group, when times got a little frantic.
Klobber was the silent but deadly one of the group, armed with a lethal unrelenting aim.
Gwain was hired after paying his way in with dirty mafia money, but he was an engineering expert and a valued member of the team.
Finally, Kevichella, an expert at covert operations.

Codename: Goldrush, their mission was to infiltrate ICE, and take over the whole complex, currently run by..

Codename: [FuN], these were a ruthless bunch of mercenaries, who will stop at nothing to feed their power hungry ways.
Angelica the boss’s wife and a ruthless commander of the [FuN] troops
Mazza, a woman whose drunken rages have ended in many oppositions downfall.
And their leader Stomith whose face has never been seen, apparently has a scar over his eye from an attack by a wolf when he was little

5 miles from the drop zone.
'You all know what we’ve got to do?' Clit shouts down his comm. system, attached to his helmet, trying hard to be heard over the thundering engine of the Panther 8X7 Stealth helicopter.
'V51!' came the chorus of replies, already everyone was talking in code.
'Kk' Clit said, whilst applying the final touches of cleanliness to his Mauser.

The gun of choice for this mission, was unfortunately not the Mauser, but the Walther Silenced PP7, as it was a covert operation.
The Mauser would be carried incase of the enemy being alerted of their presence, when the meaty bang of the powerful Mauser would no longer be an issue.


Clit loved his Mauser and called it Badger, although he never told anyone why.
Tessy and Kevichella were at one side of the chopper, gossiping over the latest shuffling of their team, whilst arguing about Robbie Williams.
'He's soooooo sexy' Tessy swoons, and Kevichella retorts with a mighty 'PAH!'
'Just Relax, Chico’s' Chief engineer Gwain says from behind the plume of his cigar smoke.
He always smokes his victory cigars before the mission, so great is his confidence of victory.
Klobber sat alone on the other side of the panther, focusing on the task at hand, staring at his blade. There was one reason he was here and one reason alone...
Revenge.





CHAPTER 2

2 minutes to drop-off.
The team lined up at the door, in an effective and speedy deployment formation.
Using a stealth helicopter enabled the, to make their drop zone up to 2 times closer than a normal helicopter would allow.
They would be dropped with 10 miles of forest between them and ICE, with [FuN] none the wiser.
The rest of the journey would be done on foot.

'30 seconds!' The pilot Sam shouts down his microphone. 'Good luck fellas. Tessy.... be safe babes.'
'V51!'
The helicopter reaches 5m above ground level, and Gwain throws open the door. Tessy and Klobber throw down the 2 ropes, and Kevichella and Clit abseil to the soft snow below.
They were closely followed by Klobber and Tessy, and finally Gwain, who hesitated slightly, to put his cigar out, on the side of the Panther in a ritualistic fashion.
Sam and his co pilot Lori-Lori waved their luck, before speeding off into the distance, leaving the team all alone in a dangerous environment.
'K Guys' Clit starts 'Let’s get going. We need to reach ICE just before nightfall.'
'V51!'
10 miles, with heavy equipment, would take top marines 80 minutes on a flat road.
[fP] did it through the forest in just under an hour.

They reached the mountain above ICE, and Klobber got out his binoculars to judge the task at hand.
'Right, Guys...' Klobber began.
'HEY!' Tessy growled.
'Sorry.... Guys and Gal,' he corrected, 'what I see is a typical Alcatraz situation, this isn’t going to be easy.'
'Great..' surmised Kevichella, clicking my fingers in sarcastic frustration.
'The middle lookout contains 2 guards.
Hut 1 has 2 guards, 1 on top of the adjoining lookout, and one in front of the door.
Hut 2 has 4 guards patrolling nearby, which Im afraid rules out the tunnel entrance.'
'DAH!' Clit sighed. 'What about the castle?'
'4 guys patrolling the perimeter, with 4 on the roof, and god knows how many inside.'
'Great' Clit said 'Tessy, what do you think?'
'Well... Id go the castle way, we can go on the mountain to the roof, and we can handle the 4 there. Then play it by ear.'
'V51' Gwain responded calmly 'Our best asset is the element of surprise, lets keep it covert as long as possible.'
'V51! Let’s Move out!' Clit commanded and the team was on their way again, towards the castle, and the beginning of the perilous mission.

CHAPTER 3

Peering over the edge, Klobber saw the top of the castle only a few metres away.
Located here were 2 small huts, and he could see 3 guards in the open.
'There are only 3 guards there, now' Klobber informed the clan.
'Damn, we can’t risk going until we know the location of all 4.' Gwain mused.

They waited.
Watching them revealed a simple pattern they all followed.
The 4th one returned moments later, and started to imitate the paths of the others.
'Right,' Clit whispered, 'its dark now, so their visibility is very poor. At 32 second intervals, there is a 5 second window where each guard cannot see another guard. It is in this 5 second gap we must strike.'
'Neutralise all 4 simultaneously,' Gwain thought 'No problem.'

The plan was formulated.
Klobber slinked off to one side of the roof, whilst Tessy, Clit and Kevichella snuck to the other 3 sides.
Gwain remained hidden, incase anything went wrong.
The team looked at their watches, and waited for the seconds to count down.
It was time.
Out of the blackness of the night came an ever so slightly audible “SHINGâ€

CHAPTER 5

2 years ago, Klobber was on a routine recon mission in Trenchtoast, when he was betrayed by an ex [fP], and was captured by [FuN].
6 Months they held him captive in the dungeons, torturing him endlessly, in a bid to uncover [fP] secrets.
His captor, [FuN]Mazza, spent 14 hours a day, everyday, torturing him.
She seemed to love hearing him scream and beg for mercy, as she tore through his stomach with a double edged blade, and started to puncture vital organs.
'Tell me the secrets, and the pain will go away...' Mazza whispered in his ear, before licking it, as she drove the knife further inside his body.
Klobber opened his mouth, and Mazza ceased her churning, eagerly waiting his confession.
'G.....g....g..go....tto..HELLLLLL!!!'
'NEIN!!' She screamed, slashing at his neck with the blade, before storming out of the room, crying like a spoilt brat, who was jealous of her best friend’s dolly, 'cos it had silver slippers, and hers had pink.
Klobber's still-warm corpse was left with 2 remaining [FuN] members.
'Where's the knife?' OofSpo0n asked his colleague.
'I dunno,' Jaysi replied, 'she must've taken it with her.
'Yeah I guess..'
Jaysi placed the body in a body bag, and slowly zipped it up.
'She really thought she had broken him', OofSpo0on commented.
'Yeah best not getting in her way for a few weeks, lol.'
'V51 lol.'
Suddenly Jaysi's eyes flickered to the left, as he noticed the body bag was slightly raising and lowering.
'What the....' he said as he lowered his ear to Klobber's chest, trying to hear a heartbeat that couldn’t exist.
Nothing.
'Umm...' he started to say, but was cut off mid sentence, as a knife tore through the bag and penetrated his brain through his ear.
The body fell to the floor, oozing blood, and OofSpo0on watched in Terror as the zipper started to slowly and calmly unzip.
'But... but you're dead!' OofSpo0on said, with tears streaming down his face, and urine streaming down his leg.
'Nope.' Klobber denied calmly, sitting up, and tucking his guts back inside his gaping wound. 'But you are......'
SLASH!
OofSpo0on's head fell to the floor with enough force to send the eyeballs rolling around the room.
Klobber scanned the room for something to temporarily seal his stomach until he could get back to [fP].
He saw, out of the corner of his focused eyes, a heavy duty stapler.
CRUNCH! CRUNCH! CRUNCH! CRUNCH! CRUNCH!
'It'll do for now' Klobber commented calmly, tucking the double edged blade in his back pocket and discarding the stapler.
He made for the door, pushing over the still-standing headless corpse, and crunching an eyeball, relishing the sound.
'Il get you, Mazza, mark my words, Il get you.' Klobber snarled, and went through the doorway.
He slaughtered everyone he saw, reducing the clan of [FuN] by 32 members, but he could not find Mazza.
'Grrrrr... this aint over' Klobber growled, making his way into the wilderness back to [fP].
He fell unconscious after 5 days none stop travel with no food or rest.
He was discovered by a [fP] search party, who had never lost hope of finding him, even after 6 months.

'Now you understand why he's so intense?' Clit commented to Gwain, who could only nod.
'Yes' I said 'he is here for one reason, and one reason alone...'
'Mazza.'

:O omg nice kev..

more more moreeeeeeee

is it the old story you just found back? or is it a new one?

whatever it is its good

Kev to be perfectly honest I think you should scatter this throughout the web in various places. Not only would it bring fame to us sexies, it'd draw attention to your fab writing skills.

We salute you sir.

but first u gotta finish it

Hey guys, how about a wiki for kev to write more of such ?
and a weekly chapter?

think kev is away for couple months

i think kev is playing too much ET lol.
But pretty good, nice.

Then just when fp tits thought it was all over [FuN]KiLlA jumps out slashes all fps throats and pulls there tongues out from there throats..................
NICE TIES YOU ALL WEARING

hahahahah.... hmmmm wonder who wrote that